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Marriage Quotes by Kin Hubbard

10 Marriage quotes by Kin Hubbard

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Kin Hubbard’s ten quips on marriage carry his signature folksy charm and wry humor. The collection offers a down‑to‑earth look at partnership, perfect for readers who appreciate simple, witty insights into the everyday realities of married life.

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

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Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

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The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

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“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.”

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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

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The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the'…

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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

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All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em…

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.

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Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

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“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”

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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

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