If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
The woman that tries t' keep up with the' procession don't see near as much as her husband who stands on the'… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
