We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
