After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image