We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
He was a power politically for years, but he never got prominent enough t'have his speeches garbled — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
