When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It seems t' me that when a feller hain't got neither time ner money t' do a thing our celebrated prosperity has… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Another bad thing about prosperity is that you can't jingle any money without bein' under suspicion. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
