If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image