Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? " — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
