The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignations — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
