Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.” — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
He was a power politically for years, but he never got prominent enough t'have his speeches garbled — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
