There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
