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Thinking Quotes by Kin Hubbard

10 Thinking quotes by Kin Hubbard

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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.

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It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

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It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

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Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower.

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Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.

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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

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All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em…

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.

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Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

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“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”

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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

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