Time Quote by Kin Hubbard

The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.

— Kin Hubbard

“Believe me, if all wives whose husbands had affairs left them, we would only have divorced women in this country.”

— Shulamith Firestone

“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.”

— Helen Simonson

“The Jury had each formed a different view Long before the indictment was read And they all spoke at once so that none of…

— Lewis Carroll

“Oh, yes, how remiss of me. I forgot that you can have an entire herd of wives.”

— Catherine Anderson

“Wives are like the flowers on a prickly pear cactus. They’re pretty to look at, but you’re better off not picking one.”

— Norm Bass

“They are married, after all, in every way that matters. The difficulty is that they appear not to have noticed. And one is somewhat…

— Chris Dee

“I can say in all candor that husbands need wives, and if their wives are simply the “mothers of their children”, they’re likely to…

— Richard E. Greenberg

“Exceptional men don't cheat on their wives. They don't have affairs. They don't put a cheap thrill ahead of their children.”

— Anonymous

“Alimony: bounty after the mutiny.”

— Max Kaufmann

“My experience has been that wives know their husbands better than husbands know themselves. This”

— Aubrey Malphurs

“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.” That's shocking," said the Major. "How on earth will they tell…

— Helen Simonson