Accountants Quote by Red Buttons

I've had three wives. I've had five weddings.

— Edgar Bronfman, Sr

“I married the man who killed my man!”

— S. A. David

Each time I told them I didn't kill my wife.

— Sam Sheppard

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

— Sacha Guitry

If I had forty wives in the United States, they did not know it, and could not substantiate it, neither did I ask any…

— Brigham Young

It is a shame to keep so many wives

— Pradeepkumardevi

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think I knew three couples that were together. I don't remember seeing too many men in my estate.

— Jay Blades

How many married couples do you know who met over accounting books in a Starbucks?

— David Schweikert

Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening.…

— Rob Campbell

“Why wasn't there an etiquette book for runaway wives?”

— Anne Tyler

“To know nothing, or little, is in the nature of some husbands. To hide, in the nature of how many women? Oh, ladies! how…

— William Makepeace Thackeray