Humorous Quote by Jonathan Dunne Download Open image ““My son's got the I.Q. Of a robot but I don't have the dough to send him to school.”” — Jonathan Dunne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Got Robot Humorous Robot Robot Don Robotics School Send School
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