Doe Quote by Joan Rivers

“You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.” quote by Joan Rivers — Download Open image

“You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.”

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