Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “The average airplane is 16 years old, and so is the average airplane meal.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I always eat a meal at home before I leave for the airport, so I only eat the soup and salad on the plane. — Nobu Matsuhisa Copy Share Image
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In the '80's my gut feeling was that airlines were crap. I hated spending time on planes. I thought we could create the kind… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
My father's an early aviator, and my first flight was with him at age two. Now, despite the fact that I got sick on… — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image