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“I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.” quote by Joan Rivers — Download Open image

“I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.”

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