Age Quote by Joan Rivers

“How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.” quote by Joan Rivers — Download Open image

“How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.”

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