Dependable Quote by Joan Rivers

“Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.”

Joan Rivers

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I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.

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Why women don't blink during foreplay... not enough time.

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My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.

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