Funny Quote by Jim Murray

I don't iron anything. Never have and never will.

— Anonymous

I've got a nine iron that says otherwise.

— Kiersten White

Early in my career, my 3-, 5- and 9-irons performed differently than my other irons. But I adapted and made them work.

— Hale Irwin

Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you don't want to face.

— Melissa McBride

Ironing is a great diversion from the reality you dont want to face.

— Melissa McBride

I was a fighting machine with a will of iron.

— Jurgen Klopp

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.

— Meryl Streep

I used to have 30 different species of tarantulas, as well as two Australian scorpions that are considered the deadliest in the world. If…

— Jonathan Davis

The strongest iron, hardened in the fire, most often ends in scraps and shatterings.

— Sophocles

You can't hammer tin into iron, no matter how hard you beat it, but that doesn't mean it's useless.

— Anonymous

I am not a fan of tarantulas.

— Will Poulter

Iron sharpens iron, and that's one man getting another guy ready to play.

— Dan Quinn