Funny Quote by Jerry Dennis

“Two weeks passed by. An Incredible American returned to Minjiang and had a party. He hadn't been born an Incredible American but a mere…

— Lisa Ko

You got an all-out prize fight, you wait 'til the fight's over, one guy's left standing and that's how you know who's won.

— David Mamet

I had a good chance when I went to Beijing and the guy who beat me, I'd beaten him three weeks before and he…

— Billy Joe Saunders

But post my victory in Beijing, I actually wanted to quit sport and move on to something else in life.

— Abhinav Bindra

A winner is somebody who goes out there every day and exhausts himself trying to get something accomplished.

— Joe Torre

It took Dan Jansen, the speed skater, four Olympics to win a medal-a gold one at that!-but he never gave up. I won't, either.

— Lolo Jones

There was funky Chinamen from funky China town.

— Carl Douglas

A winner fulfills his contract with the world and with himself. That is, he sets out to do something, says that he is committed…

— Eric Berne

People come home from work. They want to pop a beer. They want to find out who won a game. And next thing you…

— Clay Travis

Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.

— Jay Leno

FOR ZHAT!!!:) LOL HE WON HE WON!!! hahahahaha

— Rachel

Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open their windows!

— Lee Hsien Loong