Business Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Suck my hemorrhoids!”

— Brian K. Vaughan

“I eased into my chair like a ninety-year-old with hemorrhoids.”

— Al Macy

“Scarcely has one person been retrieved from the bridge than another slashes her wrists in the bathroom, while a third is breaking windows in…

— Jeremy Laurance

“And I fired four more times at a lifeless body and the bullets sank in without leaving a mark. And it was like giving…

— Albert Camus

“What a doctor I’ve got—he’s really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then he hit me in…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Walk down a hallway, end up in a ballroom, double glass doors to a subway station, third exit on the left goes to a…

— Stefan Gagne

“Wielding a hammer, however, you’re at the very heart of the experience, being flooded with wonderful sensations that simply can’t be yours if you…

— Richard Laymon

“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the…

— Richard Kadrey

“The clerk tripped on the carpet, hit a window and went through, carrying with him a vase which had been on the sill. His…

— Steve Aylett

“When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.”

— Neal Stephenson

“Killing somebody, even if you have to do it, it feels that bad?' 'Willy, it's one of the ugliest things in the world.”

— Thomas Harris

“i have a headache i bet thtat hammer will work”

— Shelly Laurenston