Funny Quote by James Acaster

That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth, but you laugh, so people think that you're lying!..

— ItsFunnyLife

I was living a life of a lie. And I was doing a lot of things, that hurt a lot of people. And stripping…

— Tiger Woods

I was brought up to never lie. Sure, I have. But in the final mix, the lies I've told are far outweighed by the…

— Kelsey Grammer

I'm almost able to be more honest by lying. By making everything up, I'm able to say what I really want to.

— James Acaster

When you're on stage, unless you surrender to the moment, you're not telling the truth. I look for people that tell me the truth.

— David Sanborn

It's amazing how lies grow. You start with a small one that seems easy to cover, then you get boxed in and tell another…

— John Grisham

I told the truth, and I did it on national TV in a lie-detector test.

— Paula Jones

I lied to everybody. I lie very well, being an actress, naturally.

— Lynn Fontanne

“Maybe the problem with lying is that once you start faking it, it's impossible to tell where the make-believe you ends and the real…

— Autumn Doughton

I have a certain experience of the way people tell lies.

— Agatha Christie

It's amazing the lies that people will believe about me when the truth is actually much more interesting

— Anonymous

I have a hard time keeping a story straight when I tell the truth because when you start lying you have to remember what…

— Lisa Vanderpump