Cheese Quote by Jack Handey

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

— Anonymous

To a mouse, cheese is cheese. That is why mouse traps are effective.

— Wendell Johnson

Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?

— Anonymous

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

— George Gobel

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there.

— Mortimer Zuckerman

We get a lot of cheese, no mice with that.

— Nicki Minaj

There's always free cheese in the mouse traps, but the mice there ain't happy

— Anonymous

Building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice.

— Charles Darwin

Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse.

— Ronald Reagan

The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

— Jeremy Paxman

The cats that drive the mice away are as good as they that catch them

— German Proverb

You couldn't catch a mouse if leaped in between your paws!

— Erin Hunter