Beer Quote by Jack Handey

I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability.

— John Nash

Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.

— Rocko

“human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally,…

— Michael Hopkins

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

— Michael Jackson

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

— Ray Bradbury

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

— Henry Lawson

Beer soothes the upset soul.

— Thomas E. Mann

Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to…

— Gordon B. Hinckley

Enlightenment! When it comes, it comes like a brick to the head, doesn't it?

— Scott Lynch

I hate to say this, but if you drink a couple of beers sometimes, it makes your work-out easier.

— Hulk Hogan

Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.

— Stephen Beaumont

Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of…

— Alan D. Eames