“drag fertile human women into fairy mounds to provide milk for the fairy children.” — Eric R. Asher Children Copy Share Image
“There’re going to be a lot of unexplained scars in the morning.” — Eric R. Asher Morning Copy Share Image
“Unless you consider pissing yourself and running away screaming a gift, which some do.” — Eric R. Asher Gift Copy Share Image
“Ale burns like a bitch when you shoot it through your nose.” — Eric R. Asher Like Bitch Copy Share Image
“Hopefully this girl gets a happy ending. The last two sure as hell didn’t. I” — Eric R. Asher Ending Copy Share Image
“There are days so great, you wish them to never end, There are days gone so bad, you wish them never to… — Eric R. Asher Days Copy Share Image
“Tired of hunting down sources of milk for the kids? Call in the next half hour and we’ll give you two, that’s… — Eric R. Asher Kids Half Copy Share Image
“What’s the plan?” Ashley asked, raising her voice for the first time since we climbed onboard the Bone Sails. “Graybeard shoots the… — Eric R. Asher Asked Copy Share Image
