Quote by Eric R. Asher Download Open image ““Unless you consider pissing yourself and running away screaming a gift, which some do.”” — Eric R. Asher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“No gift is worth a damn, unless its the most precious thing you've got.” — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.” — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
“I don't think you can very well give people as presents: they might not like it.” — T.H. White Copy Share Image
“You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
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“... The use of your gift for good is your responsibility. You must decide for yourself.” — Thomas Sweeney Copy Share Image
“I imagine giving someone such a gift and then having it returned. Parents are always giving things that are not taken.” — Ally Condie Copy Share Image
“Oh, for God's sake. Save your piss. Don't save your piss. It's all the same to me.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“What’s the plan?” Ashley asked, raising her voice for the first time since we climbed onboard the Bone Sails. “Graybeard shoots the harbinger in… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“There are days so great, you wish them to never end, There are days gone so bad, you wish them never to have been,… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“Tired of hunting down sources of milk for the kids? Call in the next half hour and we’ll give you two, that’s two cu… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“drag fertile human women into fairy mounds to provide milk for the fairy children.” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“Hopefully this girl gets a happy ending. The last two sure as hell didn’t. I” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image