Quote by Eric R. Asher Download Open image ““Ale burns like a bitch when you shoot it through your nose.”” — Eric R. Asher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My nostrils flare. Just shut the fuck up and start the rounds, asshole.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
“With the smell of beer I try to get the smell of death off me. And only the smell of death will get the… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
“When someone puts you down, remeber the booger having out of his/her nose.” — Andrew McArthur Copy Share Image
“With his mouth open, he gave off that alcoholic smell that you get from an old brandy cask when you take out the bung.” — Émile Zola Copy Share Image
“The roof of my mouth is not a good place to put in a new chimney. Put it behind my asshole.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What’s the plan?” Ashley asked, raising her voice for the first time since we climbed onboard the Bone Sails. “Graybeard shoots the harbinger in… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“There are days so great, you wish them to never end, There are days gone so bad, you wish them never to have been,… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“Unless you consider pissing yourself and running away screaming a gift, which some do.” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“Tired of hunting down sources of milk for the kids? Call in the next half hour and we’ll give you two, that’s two cu… — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“drag fertile human women into fairy mounds to provide milk for the fairy children.” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
“Hopefully this girl gets a happy ending. The last two sure as hell didn’t. I” — Eric R. Asher Copy Share Image
