Answers Quote by Jack Handey

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from…

— Francis Pharcellus Church

The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.

— Ludwig von Mises

Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults

— Christopher Hitchens

As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip, but I…

— Augusten Burroughs

“One year on Christmas Eve he told us that Santa wasn’t giving out any presents because he was depressed and suicidal.”

— John Leguizamo

“Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers.”

— J.D. Robb

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

— David Remnick

I tend to think that immortal souls, invisible sky daddies, and Santa Claus all belong in the same basket. The disposition of that basket…

— Charles Stross

“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the corners (where…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“He had a white beard and twinkly blue eyes, and all in all gave the impression of what Santa Claus would look like if…

— Barbara Kingsolver

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the…

— Chris Van Allsburg

“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks