Crosses Quote by Jack Handey

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, that way I could defeat superman and dracula at the same time

— some Crazy Guy

You're my Lois Lane, and my kryptonite...

— D Siu

Kryptonite doesn’t bother me, either.

— Stephenie Meyer

I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Ill keep you by my side with my superhuman might...Kryptonite.

— 3 Doors Down

You're my kryptonite.

— Anonymous

For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross

— Thomas Pynchon

I want to be your superman who will save and catch you if you fall.

— Anonymous

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!

— Milton Berle

For the record, if I were Superman, a pale, scrawny guy holding a guitar would be Kryptonite.

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

“Son of Krypton!”

— Kirstin van Dyke

“Spiders are my kryptonite. Also, neon green crystals are my kryptonite.
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— Jarod Kintz