Comic Quote by Jack Handey

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, that way I could defeat superman and dracula at the same time

— some Crazy Guy

We understand a person with problems, someone who is wrong about a lot of things in his or her life, who makes messes. We…

— Tod Goldberg

For the record, if I were Superman, a pale, scrawny guy holding a guitar would be Kryptonite.

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

Just remember, their fans think their players are supermen. We'll we're the kryptonite, and we're going to win.

— Jim Larranaga

“Superman comics are a fable, not of strength, but of disintegration. They appeal to the preadolescent, (sic) mind not because they reiterate grandiose delusions,…

— David Mamet

If I go crazy will you still call me superman? If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?

— 3 Doors Down

Fashion magazine disease articles. My personal Kryptonite.

— Carolyn Crane

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

— Kathy Lette

I liked "Superman/Batman: The Search for Kryptonite" because I really enjoyed the interaction between those two characters.

— Henry Cavill

In a fight against Juggernaut and Cassidy in their spacious castle basement, Cassidy mentions the word 'tomb' to the X-Men. That's all it took…

— Seanbaby

Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins…

— Paul Rudnick

I've just returned from my daughter's Halloween parade at grade school. She was supergirl - and she was perfect. And, even better, she still…

— Jonah Goldberg