Qoutes Quote by some Crazy Guy

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

— Jack Handey

You're my Lois Lane, and my kryptonite...

— D Siu

I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Ill keep you by my side with my superhuman might...Kryptonite.

— 3 Doors Down

You're my kryptonite.

— Anonymous

I want to be your superman who will save and catch you if you fall.

— Anonymous

Kryptonite doesn’t bother me, either.

— Stephenie Meyer

I like to have a hero a little underpowered. I mean, Spiderman is far cooler than Superman. How do you challenge Superman?

— Patricia Briggs

“You're Superman, thinking Kryptonite makes you invincible." ”

— J.M. Darhower

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steriods!

— Milton Berle

For the record, if I were Superman, a pale, scrawny guy holding a guitar would be Kryptonite.

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

For every kind of vampire, there is a kind of cross

— Thomas Pynchon