Bigs Quote by Jack Handey

I hope you either take up parachute jumping or stay out of single motored airplanes at night.

— Charles Lindbergh

I got quite bored when I was hanging in the air. I want to do it without a parachute next.

— Rhona Mitra

As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.

— Demetri Martin

I'm not a guy who wants to skydive and open my parachute at the last minute. I want to open my parachute right away…

— Kirk Cousins

My parachute isn't opening!! said Tom, jumping to a conclusion.

— Nikhil Saluja

“A brick could be attached to a parachute and tossed out of an airplane, to test if it opens up properly. Well, the good…

— Jarod Kintz

You jump off a cliff and you assemble an airplane on the way down.

— Reid Hoffman

The bad news is you're falling through the air, nothing to hang on to, no parachute. The good news is, there's no ground.

— Chogyam Trungpa

“If you fall out of an airplane without a parachute, go ahead and enjoy the view.”

— Paul Acampora

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

— Bugs Bunny

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

— Jason Biggs

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

— Nikhil Saluja