Balls Quote by Jack Handey

I get pissed off. I simply do not understand someone who hits a ball that lands behind a tree and can look at it…

— Simon Hobday

Golf always makes me so damned angry.

— Anonymous

If I could explain golf, I'd be a genius.

— Davis Love III

The funny part about my anger is that a lot of times when it comes out a little bit and I get mad, it…

— Jon Rahm

I'm much more than just a person who gets angry on the golf course, it's just what I do matters a lot to me.

— Jon Rahm

I don't really like to rip at golf shots. That's not my game.

— Nelly Korda

At the heart of every slice is an open clubface. And it usually goes with a steep swing that cuts across the ball from…

— Tony Finau

In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.

— Sam Snead

I don't play golf. I don't know anything about golf.

— Harry Enfield

Topping the ball is a problem that usually afflicts only beginning golfers, and it is quickly left behind once a player has learned to…

— Henry Beard

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again.

— Lon Hinkle

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit…

— Juli Inkster