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“Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.” quote by Jack Handey
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“Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.”

Jack Handey

About This Quote

Source Comedy Sketch: The Jack Handey Show, 1990s

A humorous warning that meddling with something delicate can provoke angry reactions.

In simple terms: Messing with delicate things angers people.

Key Takeaway

Avoid unnecessary interference.

Themes

humor warning consequences

Mood

lighthearted ironic

Type

satirical anecdotal

When to use this quote

  • prank planning
  • team projects
  • handling fragile equipment
  • social interactions

Key Concepts

delicacy anger unexpected outcomes

Questions to Reflect On

  • What fragile thing are you tempted to tamper with?
  • How might you anticipate others’ reactions?
A Different Perspective

May overlook the seriousness of the situation.

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