Funny Quote by J.K. Rowling

“Our Chasers Aren’t Cheating! That was the stunned reaction of Quidditch fans across Britain last night when the so-called “Stooging Penalty” was announced by…

— J.K. Rowling

“Snape pointed at the parchment, on which the words of Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs were still shining.”

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“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus [ never tickle a sleeping dragon ]”

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“An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It…

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“If you're not Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you," said Ron, "but no pressure." "Ron!" Lily and Hugo laughed, but Albus and Rose looked solemn. "He…

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“You want to give it a look, Xeno is printing all the stuff the Prophet’s ignoring, not a single mention of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks in…

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“He wore round glasses held together with a lot of Sellotape because of all the times Dudley had punched him on the nose.”

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“Sybill Trelawney, Divination teacher,’” Harry read. “How’re we supposed to get up there?” As though in answer to his question, the trapdoor suddenly opened,…

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“Harry et Ron furent enchantés d’entendre Hagrid qualifier Rusard de « vieille ganache ».”

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“Well, I can certainly see why we’re trying to keep them alive,” said Malfoy sarcastically. “Who wouldn’t want pets that can burn, sting, and…

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“There was no waking from this nightmare, no comforting whisper in the dark that he was safe really, that it was all in his…

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“Well, I reckon you should --" Ron began, but he was interrupted by the Fat Lady, who had been watching them sleepily and now…

— J.K. Rowling