Anniversary Quote by Henny Youngman

I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!

— Nikhil Saluja

Ven a clever wife finds it hard to cook without rice.

— Anonymous

I want to tell you about a woman I have been married to for ten years, my wife, Ann, who speaking truthfully, saved me…

— George Lopez

“Edward Lasco was on the screened porch of his rented house in a comfortable but not elegant older section of the town where he'd…

— Frederick Barthelme

My closest partner and the person I have been working with for 35 years has been my wife. She not only supported me and…

— Santiago Calatrava

“He can’t recognize when his own body needs to go to the toilet, but he notices the first night in fifty years his wife…

— Shilpi Somaya Gowda

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,…

— Henny Youngman

I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been…

— Henny Youngman

I've been married to the same woman for forty years, and whenever people ask us how we managed to stay married for so long,…

— Wavy Gravy

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of…

— Helen Rowland

Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were…

— Groucho Marx

I think of myself in a continuum as a woman. Two hundred years ago, it would have been very difficult for me to write…

— Jeanette Winterson

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had…

— Anonymous

I was like a kept woman during my twenty-one years at MGM.

— Walter Pidgeon

I've been writing about the same woman for years.

— Hope Sandoval