Anniversary Quote by Henny Youngman

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I…

— Anonymous

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,…

— Henny Youngman

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

I said to my wife, Michele, 'What would you like for Christmas? Anything you want, darling, anything in our means.' She said she would…

— Gyles Brandreth

“You poor darling," said his wife, coming quickly to his side. She cradled his head against her breasts, a position he unaccountably loathed as…

— L.J. Davis

“-I don't know that thin and pretty is what Nat is supposed to be, though. Does that make any sense?" If she'd been holding…

— Barbara O'Neal

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.

— Jessica Hahn

“Have you ever made her angry?" If the cop said that he and his wife lived in a state of constant connubial bliss, Andrew…

— Nalini Singh

Charlotte, darling," Henry said to his wife, who was staring at him in gape-mouthed horror. Jessamine, beside her, was wide eyed. "Sorry I'm late.…

— Cassandra Clare

If somebody said my wife's not beautiful, I'd go, she is. I wouldn't say, really? No, she is. I know she is. In my…

— Kevin Costner

“Maree may have noted that I said “wife” and not “ex,” which imparted some information to her. She was smarter than the package suggested.…

— Jeffery Deaver

“may i feel, said he i'll squeal, said she just once, said he it's fun, said she may i touch, said he how much,…

— E.E. Cummings

“You are the wife I want. One wife, for always.” “Didn’t you hear what I said? I can’t be a wife to you. I’m--”…

— Catherine Anderson

And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, "I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Ayrs let long moments fall away. ‘You’re young, Frobisher, you’re rich, you’ve got a brain, and by all accounts you’re not wholly repugnant. I’m…

— David Mitchell