Feels Quote by Jessica Hahn

“At the other end of the spectrum we have fat Mr. Bakker. His record: one entire Limburg apple crumb cake and half of a…

— Hendrik Groen

“It now turns out that at least half the residents always thought Krol was a shifty sort of fellow. The fact that there was…

— Hendrik Groen

My wife and I were present at this congress. Sabina told me, "Richard, stand up and wash away this shame from the face of…

— Richard Wurmbrand

“A wife! No one else could love a man who had been trampled on by iron feet. She would wash his feet after he…

— Vasily Grossman

“Later, when the party had thinned out and Betsy and I ran to the ladies’ room to primp, she remarked on Marlboro Man’s chivalry,…

— Ree Drummond

Shut the fuck up, and stand up when you see me, like I'm the verdict. That's respect, now I got your wifey, and you…

— Big Sean

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

— Emo Philips

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

— Emo Philips

“A woman was asked about the secret of her more than sixty-year marriage. She responded, “Before we were married I made a list of…

— Timothy Z. Witmer

“I see that you’re about to leave, Rick. I just wanted to make sure that you didn’t miss the Thighmaster over there? Well, what…

— Simon Brass

“It’s also a shame because I didn’t have John McEnroe pegged as an idiot. He seems bright, funny and quite liberated. Only a couple…

— The Guardian

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made.

— Miguel de Cervantes