Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image ““Piję, by uczynić ludzi bardziej interesującym.”” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Bolje je spavati sa trijeznim kanibalom negoli s pijanim kršćaninom.” — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“Ili mu se sve to pričinjavalo od viška literature i manjka života?” — Goran Petrović Copy Share Image
“I pił węgrzyna. Strasznie i na umór, jakby to opisał jakiś cudak z Francji albo Hiszpanii, czyli zwyczajnie - polską miarą” — Jacek Komuda Copy Share Image
“Pa ipak, pod zaštitom Svetog Ludvina, moje žilave misli uporno vežbaju.” — Borislav Pekić Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
![“He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is. You see, Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell hi.” quote by Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/02f/groucho-marx-788_accurate_he-groucho-s-father-had-absolutely-no-tr_22161.jpg)
