Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image ““Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.”” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“When a marriage dies, there’s no corpse to grieve over, no place to put flowers.” — Alex A. King Copy Share Image
“We are to save ourselves for the Bridegroom, as a bride saves herself for her husband.” — James M. Hamilton Jr Copy Share Image
“So, in the end, we were hypocrites for kindness. Both of us. Standing with my bouquet of orange blossoms, I thought: I'm happy but… — Joan Silber Copy Share Image
“When they give you flowers, give them back a bouquet of your biggest smiles.” — Bhuwan Thapaliya Copy Share Image
“If it’s been more than 24 hours, you call the cops and I’ll buy the flowers. I’ll meet you at church, first for your… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I thought bridesmaid's dresses were supposed to be horrid and ugly to make the bride more stunning," I joked to her in a whisper.… — Chasta Schneider Copy Share Image
“All weddings... It never changes, when the groom lifts the veil, when the bride accepts the ring, the possibilities you see in their eyes,… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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