Arms Quote by Groucho Marx

“Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.”

Groucho Marx

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings)

Arms Ends Excuse Firefly Husband Marriage Murder Passed away Wonder Your husband

More by Groucho Marx

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx

Image

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

Groucho Marx

Image

Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.

Groucho Marx

Image

He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that…

Groucho Marx

Image

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Groucho Marx

Image

Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.

Groucho Marx

Image

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you

Groucho Marx

Image

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

Groucho Marx

Image

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Groucho Marx

Image

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.

Groucho Marx

Image

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars?

Groucho Marx

Image

I hate London when it's not raining.

Groucho Marx

Image

Explore all 366 Groucho Marx quotes

More Arms quotes

I genuinely did not expect more than half our nation to choose to walk away from our long-term allies into the arms of our…

Brian Reade

Image

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I…

Mitch Hedberg

Image

Preaching to the choir actually arms the choir with arguments and elevates the choir's discourse. There's a reason the right does it and does…

Dan Savage

Image

He caught her, she fell, he caught her in his arms, he held her tightly unconscious of what he was doing. He held her…

Victor Hugo

Image

Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords…

Janet Evanovich

Image

A home isn't just a roof over our heads. A home is a place where we feel loved and where we love others. It's…

Hermann Hesse

Image

Comerado, this is no book,Who touches this, touches a man,(Is it night? Are we here alone?)It is I you hold, and who holds you,I…

Walt Whitman

Image

Even the stove and the refrigerator looked human, I mean good human - they seemed to have arms and voices and they said, hang…

Charles Bukowski

Image

I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex…

Jeffrey Dahmer

Image

More courage is required to forgive than is required to take up arms.

Jose Ramos-Horta

Image

It's been a long time since I asked anything of heaven, and my arms still haven't come down.

Antonio Porchia

Image

With those who are willing to join, let us cooperate to reduce the burden of arms, to strengthen the structure of peace, to lift…

Richard M. Nixon

Image

Browse all 4,319 Arms quotes

Arms Quote by Groucho Marx

Related quotes

More by Groucho Marx

More Arms quotes