Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image ““Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Reason is my prophet and it tells me that as a watch stops, so we die. It’s the end. If the watch doesn’t work… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
“I tell you even a half-dead man hates to be alive and not be able to see any sense to it.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“When the battery in my watch died, I still wore it. There was something about the watch that said: It doesn’t matter what time… — Chris Huntington Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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