Children Quote by Groucho Marx

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of…

— Groucho Marx

“I would give you my grandma’s slow-knitted Duck Soup dance-routine recipe, but my grandpa sold it to Roger Bannister for three minutes and 59…

— Jarod Kintz

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

— Groucho Marx

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

— Groucho Marx

“Love your spirited child for who she is. Because she is more, she will make you more.”

— Mary Sheedy Kurcinka

“That is what you're making of the end of your mother's life, child. What will you make of your own?”

— Kage Baker

One laugh of a child will make the holiest day more sacred still.

— Robert Green Ingersoll

Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud.

— Mignon McLaughlin

First rule of writing: When still a child, make sure you read a lot of books. Spend more time doing this than anything else.

— Zadie Smith

Praise the child, and you make love to the mother.

— William Cobbett

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it…

— Bill Vaughan

The boy should enclose and keep, as his life, the old child at the heart of him, and never let it go. He must…

— George MacDonald