Long Quote by Gerard Way

Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?

— Nicholas Sparks

I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?'

— Edgar Wright

“Donneven," I said, in my best Monica imitation, and he laughed. "We're not talking about me." "We could be," he said, as I watched…

— Sarah Dessen

“When he and Wally stopped laughing, Homer said, ‘I’ve never seen the ocean, you know.’ ‘Candy, did you hear that?’ Wally asked, but Candy…

— John Irving

It's much funnier when the comedy can happen with me just trying my best to genuinely do a good thing.

— Nathan Fielder

“What’s wrong?” Billy’s question had me looking up. My second-oldest brother was already  dressed for work in his suit and tie. “And shouldn’t you be fishing with Hank?” “I cancelled. I…

— Penny Reid

“Brendan suddenly 'came out' to me. In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone 'come out' to you is the 'pretending to be…

— Tina Fey

“How about we make a date to do nothing but curl up together after school alone and Roku a Big Bang Theory marathon.” I…

— P.C. Cast

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

— Bill Burr

Season 1 episode 4 - Mind Over Murder. (Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are seen in a TV show call Homicide: Life on…

— Family Guy

Only funny line I've had was my first day on the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They were making me up, and I…

— Dick Van Dyke

My specialty at 'SNL' was doing triage. There was always a great need for someone to say, 'Make this funnier. Give me an ending…

— Paula Pell