Inspirational Quote by Garrison Keillor

“Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesnt kill you...and to love one woman for the rest of your life.”

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“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.”

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English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

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“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.”

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“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.”

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I don't want them to be told to remember me.

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We never really perceive what color is physically!

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