Boon Quote by Garrison Keillor

Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.

— Francois Rabelais

When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker…

— Aristophanes

The rapturuous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense

— Leigh Hunt

“The first snort of coke, the first taste of a woman, the first sip of scotch: every high is different, but somehow the same.”

— Reed Farrel Coleman

Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives him an artificial cheeriness, an artificial excitement; and the…

— Alexander Herzen

“In short, the first step leads to low self-esteem, learned helplessness, personal irresponsibility, and binge drinking. The first step is a step toward disaster;…

— Charles Bufe

“By half-past one the last drop of pleasure had evaporated, leaving nothing but headaches. We perceived that we were not splendid inhabitants of a…

— George Orwell

Drinking more often brings out the best in the good than the worst in the bad.

— Malcolm Forbes

Two simple principles lie at the bottom of the whole matter, and they may be precipitated into two rules. The first is that, when…

— H. L. Mencken

Strong drink stupefies a man and makes it possible for him to forget; it gives him an artificial cheeriness, an artificial excitement; and the…

— Alexander Herzen

It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.

— Aristotle

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other…

— P. J. O'Rourke