Funny Quote by Eva Longoria Download Open image “My wounds from pole dancing! Wait til you see this episode of DH! Hilarious! Worth the pain!” — Eva Longoria ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pole dancing
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I love the show 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;' that's probably a guilty pleasure! I laugh so hard. — Linden Ashby Copy Share Image
I've done things I was miserable doing, and then I watched the episode and I'm proud of how fun and funny it is. — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
'Dexter' is a very well-oiled machine; it's just a great show and great to be part of. — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
I couldn't contain my excitement when I was invited to judge Dance Vs Dance.' I've followed the series closely and am thrilled to be… — Shamna Kasim Copy Share Image
I still have people coming up to me, and it was, what, six or seven years ago when that finale aired? And they tell… — Julie Benz Copy Share Image
People will always be interested in relationships, infidelity and sex and everything connected to things in their own lives. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
I've always been confident with who I was, but my twenties were hard. I had to learn a lot of life lessons and I… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
I never thought of myself as a sex symbol. I just do the cover of magazines. I think it’s really unfair men or people… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
I'm a terrific Mexican cook, and I just love Mexican food. And I love cooking Mexican food. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
I think I've ignored it so much so that when the paparazzi are following me I really don't see them. You don't see them… — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
It's really important to have a healthy sexuality and to be open about it. It's not a taboo. It's normal. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back! — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
I'm not averse to being tied up in silk scarves. I like a man to take charge. There's something very sexy about being submissive. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image