Funny Quote by Eudora Welty

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

— Groucho Marx

It was a wonderful night, such a night as is only possible when we are young, dear reader.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasnt it.

— Natasya Lily

“men ought ever to desire to be served by one who has reaped experience at the expense of others.”

— Niccolò Machiavelli

“evening: a spotless record, knowledge, stimulating conversation—but he had no love. She had nothing to offer Christ that evening but a terrible record. She…

— Beth Moore

To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a whole heart and a free mind.

— Pearl S. Buck

I will not say I would not serve if the good people were imprudent enough to elect me.

— Zachary Taylor

The night was a time for bestial affinities, for drawing closer to oneself.

— Patricia Highsmith

“It was easy to be great. Every entertainer has a night when everything is clicking. These nights are accidental and statistical: Like lucky cards…

— Steve Martin

Scarcely anything that I observed in the United States caused me so much sorrow as the contemptuous estimate of the people entertained by those…

— Harriet Martineau

“Afterwards the members of the little war party felt fine. Torturing whites was a splendid way to spend the afternoon.”

— Larry McMurtry

...service can have no meaning unless one takes pleasure in it. When it is done for show or for fear of public opinion, it…

— Mahatma Gandhi