Baby Quote by Erma Bombeck

I am the fourth of five children, and I can't remember a time with no babies in the house.

— Suzi Quatro

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

— Frank A. Clark

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

— Mark Twain

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

— Ronald Knox

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s wet and round and crowded. At the outside,…

— Alicia Silverstone

We all have an infant inside of us, but the infant doesn't have to run the show.

— Murray Bowen

The idea that a baby doesn't amount to anything! Why, one baby is just a house and a front yard full by itself. One…

— Mark Twain

Having a baby can be a scream.

— Joan Rivers

We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment for us as we are for him.

— Polly Berrien Berends

We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment to us, as we are for him.

— Polly Berrien Berends

A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a coded message to children: “I’m not…

— Stephen Colbert

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

— Doug Stanhope