Knows Quote by Emo Philips

A woman said to me when she first sat down, You're photographing the wrong side of my face. I said, Oh, is there one?

— Imogen Cunningham

I said to a girl I'd been seeing, come home with me, honey, and I'll show you where it's at. She said, You'd better,…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible.”

— Jarod Kintz

Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy…

— Mitch Hedberg

“How did you know it was me?' I have to ask. 'The way you looked at me,' she says, 'It couldn't have been anyone…

— David Levithan

“If you didn't show me, I wouldn't stare.”

— Ratt

When one of us says 'look, there is nothing out there,' what we are really saying is, 'I cannot see'.

— Terry Tempest Williams

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“What would you have thought of me, when you were younger, if I’d gone out whoring at night, or brought women up to the…

— Robin Hobb

“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no problem,” I replied, “I won’t wear my…

— Jarod Kintz

“Excuse me, but what kinda black lady are you?" I smiled, looked at her, and said, "The kinda black lady that you wanna know.”

— Rebecca Carroll

“The girl whose table I occupied was reading a book but I couldn’t help but notice that all this time, she was secretly watching…

— Nico J. Genes