Comedy Quote by Dougie Brimson

Pie throwing is always a very funny incident. For a few seconds it takes away the dignity of authority. It's a thing a person…

— Soupy Sales

Once, at Thanksgiving, a neighbor wandered in while my cousin Lisa worked on a turkey, shearing meat off its frame and sliding the steaming…

— Jenna Wortham

“A few weeks ago, Abdul had seen a boy’s hand cut clean off when he was putting plastic into one of the shredders. The…

— Katherine Boo

“Drums rumbled, cymbals clanged, and somewhere a fiddle was playing. The aroma of deep-fried doughnuts and roasted meat drifted down to the foul-smelling tanners’…

— Oliver Pötzsch

“For months beforehand, I fielded calls from British media. A couple of the reporters asked me to name some British chefs who had inspired…

— Marcus Samuelsson

“He darted a guilty look toward his dad. “Will you—get me a bottle of spicy?” My eyes jerked to his. “Maybe some barbecue sauce?”…

— Kim Harrison

“ Crack! I covered my head, ducked down. Bird didn’t laugh. She likened me to a survivor of some traumatic event who is always…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“Terrible accident; body parts was everywhere—-fingers, toes, wings, beaks. Ambulance people tried to scoop him all up, but apparently it ain’t so easy as…

— R.J. Leahy

“A long-time associate, Beth, who likes to refer to herself as the 'Grill Bitch', excelled at putting loudmouths and fools into their proper place.…

— Anthony Bourdain

“At lunch yesterday, McGully told us a story he heard, where the husband and wife were out for a walk in White Park, and…

— Ben H. Winters

Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him,…

— Thom Yorke

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking…

— Johnny Carson